Some Farm Yard Jokes! ((For kids))

What do you give a sick pig ?
Oinkment !

What do cows like to dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A battery hen !
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A bullfrog !
What game do cows play at parties ?
Moosical chairs !
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs !
What do you give a pony with a cold ?
Cough Stirrup !
Where do milkshakes come from ?
Excited cows !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !

What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather !

 

Bluesky